1st Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Okay, so after a lot of searching for a new version of the ever popular debate drinking game, I couldn’t find anything i liked. I wrote this up real quick, no editing, lots of stupid shit…. but should you use this as your guide, you will hopefully get drunk and have a decent time.

Necessary Items – Beer (12 pack per person), Whiskey (bottle for the group), Rocks (no, not ice), fog horn.

Here we go… (printer friendly PDF version fks-drinking-game1)

When McCain walks on stage shotgun the first beer then throw your beer can at the TV and yell “about time you pussy” while waiting for him to apologize for any confusion he might of caused.

Take a sip anytime:

Obama says the word “change” (also switch drinking hands)

McCain says “experience”

Obama says “he was right from the beginning”

Everytime Obama says “Bush” (finish your drink if he’s referring to Cindy McCains. )

Either candidate refers to “Georgia”

McCain gives one of his creepy ass smiles that makes you want to hide your kids.

Either candidate says “trust me”

Obama looks off in to the distance as though he’s the second coming of JFK.

Either candidate mentions Sarah “moose knuckle” Palin. (finish your drink if they actually say moose knuckle)

McCain uses the word “evil”

Obama refers to McCain’s multiple houses and/or cars.

McCain says “muslim”

Lehrer admonishes the candidates for going over, not answering a question, or in some way not following the debate rules.

When either candidate shakes his head, rolls his eyes, finish your beer for an Al Gore sigh.

Obama mentions “rove”

Finish your drink anytime:

Either candidate says “bailout”

McCain sings “Bomb, Bomb Iran”

George W. Bush wanders on stage, confused and/or drunk.

McCain uses Obama’s full name

Shot of whiskey:

McCain takes credit or distances himself from something the Bush Administration did.

Either candidate says “lies” and yell “terrible, terrible lies” back at the TV.

McCain says “My Friends”and cheers “my friends”

Obama kneels towards Mecca

Specials

Either candidate refers to “our good friends the Israelis” drink a car bomb.

McCain claims the “fundamentals of our economy are strong” – finish your drink and write a bad check to your landlord.

The cameras pan out to Cindy McCain – swallow all the pills you can find and finish your drink.

Either candidate refers to previous drug use spark a joint and pass.

McCain uses self depreciating humor to comment on his age – mix whiskey with Metamucil and sip while asking the person next to you when you’re going to have grandchildren.

McCain says “my friends” more than 3 times open the front door and scream “I am not your goddamn friend McCain” pound your beer and throw the empty in the street.

Download PDF Version of fks-drinking-game

Comments & suggestions welcome!